an average person blinks 10,000,000 times a year and if you blink more than that you die
that’s what i thought too when i heard this fact, but do you know what? i just took my 10,000,001 blink and now i’m dead
"Any place I wanted to go."
HERE’S PART 6~
i know, you guys all hate me by now loll~ but no worry the there’s going to be part 7, which might be the end for this series. anyways bye bye~
my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed hippo feces because they discovered that it had euphoric properties similar to marijuana it was like the new opium and rich people paid big money for it but it was illegal in every country and my teacher made me read it out loud to the class
i laughed at this for 533287987 years
what is columbia if not another ark for another time?
when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them.
U THINK IM JOKING
Yes. This was a thing
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
My high school drama teacher did that to this boy and I ALL the damn time.
This is us
THANK GOD FOR SHIPPING